英文好?

眾人都說他英文好,為什麼我看不懂?經研究下,原來有這方程式:只要胡亂選一個動詞併到一個有三個音節的名詞,便可以達到英文好的效果。如:

  • direct fixation
  • necessitate principality
  • settle juggernaut
  • offset steeplechase
  • terminate gastronome

動詞愈多音節,英文愈好。然後加一些連接詞,運用不同句法,效果更明顯:
Nowadays, people direct fixation. Principality may they necessitate, they settle juggernaut nevertheless. Notwithstanding steeplechase being offset, most of them have terminated gastronome.

夠好未?

2 thoughts on “英文好?

  1. 一經你這個測試,我的英文程度是幼稚園低班重讀三十年仍未升中班。

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